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Wedding Atrocities

Hayden Garside '23

     I. Arranged Marriage 

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sometime before noon I was kidnapped 

and placed hostage in a bouquet of flowers much plainer than I. 

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they tied our limbs 

with ribbon and sentenced us to become friends. 

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how dare they insult my nobility. 

I would rather perish 

than allow those grisly weeds to tarnish my complexion. 

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alas, my petals wither in this unseemly prison. 

I hope they bury me in lace. 

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     II. Vanilla Cake 

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Biting upon the damp crumbs, a sick sweetness numbs

my tongue and stretches into 

shadows of nostalgia. A cavern of desire for something more, yet perfectly content with the

delicacy of less. 

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Vanilla cream drowns the ridges of pink and red, mouthwatering 

with a gentle touch of suffocation. 

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Jaws move against the wave 

of glue that slithers between the crevices, ivory stained by infinite

cigarettes and coffee. 

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One bite left and the cake vanishes, smiles dancing in moderation with laughing faces. A slow

brush, ironed cuff tracing the 

valleys that decorate my face. But cheers to the happy couple, I guess. 

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     III. Hollow Vows

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Ceremonies pale the sober 

I bought white lilies at this one shop somewhere but they seemed too shallow to bring so I left 

             them hidden nearby in the folds of my dignity 

This peaceful prayer dares not disrespect those bewitched by love Here laughter collapses into

boredom 

Lost in the passing hour, I glimpsed a sparrow land upon the empty seats, blissful and oblivious, 

            ruffling his feathers as he marched across the glossy wooden surface 

A contract ends with broken trust 

Wilted flowers awaken from their strange slumber when graced by a child’s touch I fear that

wound is the book I threw into your fireplace last night 

My wife–a clumsy fool of age–traded her patience for your carpet’s delight when she tumbled 

over a collapsing stiletto and spilled her wine on the blouse I bought her for our

anniversary before she drunkenly announced that I was a deceitful bastard 

It is not until the end that we accept defeat A simple Canon in D may lighten the mood

Nightmares of deception taunt my sunken eyes with visions of gold that burned my finger and

left scars of guilt when finally, I pulled it off and disposed of your burdening grace

Ho, a slight breeze warns the fair Clocks rewind our minutes 

Bewitched by her spell, my legs began to teeter and my head fell into the hazy mush of 

weightlessness, until I suddenly saw my reflection, waiting for the magic to end

You see, nothing real comes without cost

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